Daria, you look so different!
inspired by this amazing article.
a gifburns original fan fic:
he gets out of the shower
and that shit is not spikey
he probably looks like a wet rat
a really fat ferret man
he has to spike that thing on his head
every single day
does he cry at night
“DEAR LORD, WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
he screams to the roof of his super 8 motel ceiling
tears streaming down his face
leaving wet spots on his cargo shorts
holding a bottle of bleach in one hand and a bottle of ron rico rum in the other, contemplating which one he should drink